Monday, February 5, 2007

Kinisonisms

Folks, I've been straight for seventeen days... Not all in a row...-Sam Kinison
People are going: 'Man, aren't you afraid to tell jokes like that? Don't you get just a small chill that runs through your blood when you tell a joke like that? Aren't you afraid of going to hell?' No, I'm not worried about hell. Because I WAS MARRIED FOR TWO F---ING YEARS! HELL WOULD BE LIKE CLUB MED!-Sam Kinison

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